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It has come to my attention recently that there were many more gods in mythological legend than we are aware of, most of which are still relevent in today's society. I have taken it upon my self to bring these long forgotton gods into light and to update them accordingly.
Read on my good friends. - Underpantaviews - God of the undone pant zipper
- Whosawatzzitlies - God of drunken speech
- Scriptticlues - God of speech and barter skill
- Bob - God of unoriginality
- Pillpoppalottel - God of methanphetamines
- Crackabackspinon - God of the good pool shot
- Handifours - God of the objective point (On the other hand).
- Murphyonious - God of irony.
DISCLAIMER: Tyson (the author) means no offence towards any religons or beliefs by writing this article, it is simply a comical and amusing play on 'names'.
Besides, everyone loves a bit of humor, even god/s I'm sure.
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